The-Sirens3Another group creature formed in the mind of the twisted Hal impersonator, The Sirens always travel in Threes beguiling any unsuspecting producer with their seductive harmonies they then go in for the kill bleeding the session fund dry with yet more and more vocal layering, but the Sirens met their match when meeting Dweeb who dispensed with residuals and enslaved them with a single miserly buy out.  As if there wasn’t a enough hot air around this three piece scream section  was finally tracked down and arrested for substantially  increasing the Western hemisphere’s Carbon footprint, before being reconstituted by Dweeb’s inefficient glorified adding machine.

The Sirens are played by:  John Falcini, Vanessa Haynes & Janet Ramus.